Google Android event cancelled due to Hurricane Sandy

The Google Android, The G-1000, was stopped from taking part in it's scheduled event today. The G-1000 was to be sent back in time to kill the uncle of the brother of the sister of the mother who would later father Bing.

The event was cancelled when Hurricane Sandy, a hippie scientist at the time travel facility, set the wrong date and sent the G-1000 back to Victorian London by mistake.

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Obama and Romney in Final Push

Obama and Romney both helped to push the suicidal man from the ledge. Obama was quoted as saying, 'It needed to be done' and Romney was simply heard giggling furiously whilst urinating on nearby walls.

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BBC Newsnight Editor Steps Aside

                                     

The BBC Newsnight editor is stepping aside, despite being told not to. He was stood directly under the incoming volleyball when he, without warning, stepped aside. This caused the team to lose the game and everyone was unhappy with him.

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