Alex Salmond has been accused of putting large duvets over wind farms. His reasons for doing so are unclear, but it is thought that an incident when he was a young man is to blame. Salmond's parents went through a tough divorce when his mother ran away with a wind farm, and it is thought this is what triggered Salmond's hatred of them. If he doesn't stop covering up wind farms, where will the wind be farmed? Will we have to start burning cows? If we do, Alex Salmond is to blame.
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