A new report shows that cheerleaders are in fact not helping the people of Syria. From the start of this year, cheerleaders have flooded Syria, hiding in bins, dancing aggressively at locals and roaming the streets in packs. The cheerleaders were introduced to get rid of an infestation of interpretive dancers that had been harassing the locals. The plan half worked, all the interpretive dancers were mauled, but the cheerleaders absorbed their power and grew more powerful, savage and rhythmic.
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