What if you were to write a news story after only reading the headline? That would make you an idiot. See examples.

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

Frankie Dettori banned for six months after failing drugs test


Frankie Dettori has been banned from playing on horses for six months. Frankie refused to comment on whether his dealer was a horse, but he could confirm he had a long face. Barry Dettori, Frankies brother, also failed a drugs test, causing him to lose his job as a bus driver and severley limiting his chances of finding another job. But more importantly, Frankie will be back playing on horses shortly.

Original Headline

No comments:

Post a Comment