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Saturday, 8 December 2012

Man attempts to strangle bus passenger with scarf



A man attempted to strangle a fellow bus passenger with his scarf after the passenger proceeded to play low quality, fuzzy dance music from his phone. It was clear no one on the bus wanted to hear it, so the as of yet unidentified man, lets call him a hero, valiantly attempted to strange the noise monger with his scarf. He received a standing ovation from the bus, including the bus driver. The man is also nominated for an OBE.

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