A proposal for an automatic block on internet porn has been rejected today, on grounds that men across the world would simply have no reason to go on computers. This could result in terrible things such as more time being spent with family and pursuing life enriching pursuits. The Department for Porn (The DP, coincidentally a popular sex act) has also warned that blocking all internet porn could a have devastating impact on woodland areas, with mass amounts of printed porn being left in bushes and trees.
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