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Wednesday, 12 December 2012

Two 425m-year-old shrimp-like fossils found - with limbs, eyes, gills and guts intact


Two intact shrimp fossils have been found, thought to be 425 million years old. In a recent interview, the shrimp explained of their ordeal of being alive for so long and being trapped under a rock. 'The whole world has just passed us by,' explained Graham, one of the shrimp. 'We've missed so much.' The two shrimp, Graham and Ron, are set to star in the upcoming series of Dancing on Ice and are in talks to host their own chat show along with launching a range of stationary. Things are truly looking up for these shrimp.

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